Why I don’t post so regularly

If you’ve ever wondered why this site sometimes goes several days without an update, the answer has two parts.

1. I get busy sometimes with other sites.
2. All you people write about is Google. OMGGoogleGoogleGoogleWTFBBQOMGGoogle.

Seriously, folks. I refuse to talk about Google. What are you, on their payroll? You’re just providing free publicity every time you talk about their latest remarks and activities. When you do this - and you know who you are - I can’t find valuable articles to link to.

Which reminds me: if you have a blog that talks about internet marketing, PPC, SEO etc. and not every post on it is Google this and Google that, let me know in the comments. If you’re any good, I’ll add you to my comments.

For future reference, here is all you need to know about Google. Once you understand the following, everything they say and do makes sense.

• They’re a big business operating like a big business, but delude themselves that they’re a Mom & Pop shop. I call this disease Corporatus Appleitus.
• They do favors for people who make them money, and don’t do favors for those who don’t.
• They skirt right on the edge of breaking US monopoly and fair trade laws, but so far they haven’t gone over so you’re stuck with it.
• And they use you to generate more free publicity and perceived value for their product than they could hope to buy.
• If you don’t get it, you’re a sucker.

The good news is: once you start to tune out Google and all related news, the web is a really beautiful place.