You want to make more money? Sure, we all do!

Kieron was kind enough not to link us to the new Rich Gurus sales page boasting magic techniques for earning instant piles of money online from some top, and intriguingly anonymous, gurus who know it all. Then Monty, one of the commenters, did us a big favor and linked us to the Onion’s version of a get rich quick sales page:

I Lied About Making $80,000 Working From Home… And So Can You!

Title says it all, really. Oy.

Please bookmark the Onion page, if you think there could ever come a time when you’re tempted to buy something like the Rich Guru’s stuff. When the urge arises, just to read the Onion page and remind yourself it’ll go away like all the others.